the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
if the fandom had a dollar for every time we listened to it, we could build our own highway to hell and pull adam out of the pit
there are two kinds of people
why don’t we just do both?
how weird is it that the violent version is the one going to heaven and the saving lives version is the one going to hell
I love how the last gif explains EVERYTHING.
One of my friends just got here, he had brought coke and “a surprise” the surprise was netflix and he insisted to pay it for me as long as i want… Im so happy!
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
*flicks holy water on you* leave
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
and i’m scared there are moments
you will touch me,
but be craving her.
i am scared there will be a moment
when you start to realise
it is not me that you want.