To die would be an awfully big adventure

perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

No, friendship is NOT about “supporting your friends even when you know they’re wrong.”

That’s not friendship. That’s being an enabler. That’s being an accomplice.

Friendship is loving someone enough to tell them to stop being a goddamn idiot before they ruin their lives.

If they expect anything else, they’re not looking for friends. They’re looking to join a gang.

Fine. Your call. But I’m going to be part of your gang.

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

telapathetic:

Its vodka o clock

penguqueen:

bad people shouldn’t have good skin